Jeffrey with his mother Joyce and his brother David
Bitch, I’m fabulous.
"They found Dead… Dead dead in the bed."
reasons to date me:
5: please lol
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
- me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
- me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off